Have you
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they’re stopping to let the passengers off.
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Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
View ArticleJanet: What’s the
Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !
View ArticleHave you seen the bus website?
Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!
View ArticleWhat do you call a man with a double decker bus on
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
View ArticleWhy didn’t anyone take the school bus to
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.
View ArticleTeacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again.
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
View ArticleWhich end of a bus is it best to get
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.
View ArticlePassenger: Does this bus go to London?
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!
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